i don't even

gallifrey-feels:

thebuttblr:

nonomella:

strawberrytop007:

hyperwolf:

livelife-havefun-partyhard:

Parrot caught singing let the bodies hit the floor

I was so done when it whispered…I would shit bricks if I heard that when I got up to get a drink in the middle of the night…

“Let the bodies hit the….FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!!!”

oh my god he’s so into it

funny as fuck

this is both metal a/f and adorable I love it

there is no way this is real but i can’t stop laughing

When someone in Dragon Age 2 mentions the Hero of Ferelden.
downto142:

frettedtoflame:

renrevenge:



I’M FUCKING SCREAMING OMGGGGGG THE TIME HAS COME FOR THE 90S TO ROMANTICIZED BY NON-90S KIDS FUCK

I feel like a legend.

downto142:

frettedtoflame:

renrevenge:

I’M FUCKING SCREAMING OMGGGGGG THE TIME HAS COME FOR THE 90S TO ROMANTICIZED BY NON-90S KIDS FUCK

I feel like a legend.

makanidotdot:

mom jokes

dennys:

Daniel had a rough day at DenCon. Already in a grumpy mood from missing the continental breakfast at his hotel, it seemed everyone at DenCon decided to be a real jokester today. “The D stands for Denny’s, you clods!” Daniel exclaimed multiple times an hour. How did they not understand?! The convention was explicitly for Denny’s! “It’s so flipping obvious!” he thought. Yet all day long his fellow DenCon attendees ribbed him about the true meaning of the D.
"Hey man, what’s the D?!"
"I bet it stands for Dummy!"
"No, no, the D is for Dingus!"
"He’s Dankey Kang!"
"Dr. Dump!"
And on…and on…and on. And the DenCon attendees were very clever and knew many, many words that start with the letter D. They clearly knew it was for his diner love, but they razzed him and razzed. “Laugh now, Denizens,” Daniel muttered, “but I’ll show you all. I’ll take the grumpiest photo all weekend. I’ll blind you all with my bright, shining, untanned arms. Now to flex juuuuuuuust right…” Daniel concentrated as the photographer readied his camera when suddenly a voice shouted out from the crowd.
"Hey Captain Derp! Nice pose!"
The audience erupted with laughter. A single, angry tear slid down Daniel’s cheek, 

dennys:

Daniel had a rough day at DenCon. Already in a grumpy mood from missing the continental breakfast at his hotel, it seemed everyone at DenCon decided to be a real jokester today. “The D stands for Denny’s, you clods!” Daniel exclaimed multiple times an hour. How did they not understand?! The convention was explicitly for Denny’s! “It’s so flipping obvious!” he thought. Yet all day long his fellow DenCon attendees ribbed him about the true meaning of the D.

"Hey man, what’s the D?!"

"I bet it stands for Dummy!"

"No, no, the D is for Dingus!"

"He’s Dankey Kang!"

"Dr. Dump!"

And on…and on…and on. And the DenCon attendees were very clever and knew many, many words that start with the letter D. They clearly knew it was for his diner love, but they razzed him and razzed. “Laugh now, Denizens,” Daniel muttered, “but I’ll show you all. I’ll take the grumpiest photo all weekend. I’ll blind you all with my bright, shining, untanned arms. Now to flex juuuuuuuust right…” Daniel concentrated as the photographer readied his camera when suddenly a voice shouted out from the crowd.

"Hey Captain Derp! Nice pose!"

The audience erupted with laughter. A single, angry tear slid down Daniel’s cheek, 

sdzoo:

Give your kitty lots of kisses this Caturday.

fun fact: some cheetahs in captivity are given dog friends to help keep them from stressing out!

elena1981:

barrel—rider:

Expectations Vs. Reality / Game of thrones

Chuck Taylor knows the struggle. [x]

getradified:

blastpete:

I will never not reblog this

I’m still convinced Dankey Kang has to be a type of weed.